What Would Jesus Think?

What would my Mexican gardener Jesus, who can’t read English, think of these signs?

Transtarded…

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I was at the new Transformers ride at Universal Studios Hollywood recently. ?It’s a pretty amazing ride. And while I was standing in line, I saw a pretty amazing signtard. ?Here’s what I think Jesus would think.**

transformers_tarded

**Jesus is the name of my illiterate Mexican gardener… He can’t read English, so the pictures in these signs are really for him.

Ginormous Semen…

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I was in Hawaii when I saw these signs… And I just thought to myself, what would someone who can’t read English get out of these signs? ?So I added my own best-interpretation captions of what I would think they meant if I were Japanese and couldn’t read…

monster_semen

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