Signtards

Super Pu$$y

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I would have settled for just “really really good”, but who can resist Super Pussy?

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Transtarded…

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I was at the new Transformers ride at Universal Studios Hollywood recently. ?It’s a pretty amazing ride. And while I was standing in line, I saw a pretty amazing signtard. ?Here’s what I think Jesus would think.**

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**Jesus is the name of my illiterate Mexican gardener… He can’t read English, so the pictures in these signs are really for him.

Time to repeat 8th Grayd

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I went to the San Diego zoo, and ended up in the overflow-overflow-overflow parking… Which I believe was in a dirt lot in Tijuana. During the epic walk to the Zoo’s entrance, we passed through a public school, and saw these stunning signtards… Time to think about private skool.

 

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The best part is that it’s not just an 8th grade oinneroanee, but it’s for GRADUATION… (see below)

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Sorry kids… We’re holding you back. ?No dinnerdance for you.

 

Ginormous Semen…

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I was in Hawaii when I saw these signs… And I just thought to myself, what would someone who can’t read English get out of these signs? ?So I added my own best-interpretation captions of what I would think they meant if I were Japanese and couldn’t read…

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Billion Million?

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I?ate Chinese food in China. ?And I have to say, the way it affected me, I was glad to have a Billion Million sheets of toilet paper…

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Now I know I was in China, and China has a lot of people… but do we really need a Billion Million sheets of tp?

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