Signtards
Super Pu$$y
0I would have settled for just “really really good”, but who can resist Super Pussy?
Transtarded…
0I was at the new Transformers ride at Universal Studios Hollywood recently. ?It’s a pretty amazing ride. And while I was standing in line, I saw a pretty amazing signtard. ?Here’s what I think Jesus would think.**
**Jesus is the name of my illiterate Mexican gardener… He can’t read English, so the pictures in these signs are really for him.
Time to repeat 8th Grayd
0I went to the San Diego zoo, and ended up in the overflow-overflow-overflow parking… Which I believe was in a dirt lot in Tijuana. During the epic walk to the Zoo’s entrance, we passed through a public school, and saw these stunning signtards… Time to think about private skool.
The best part is that it’s not just an 8th grade oinneroanee, but it’s for GRADUATION… (see below)
Sorry kids… We’re holding you back. ?No dinnerdance for you.
Billion Million?
0I?ate Chinese food in China. ?And I have to say, the way it affected me, I was glad to have a Billion Million sheets of toilet paper…