{"id":31,"date":"2013-02-06T20:03:48","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T20:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/signtarded.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2013-02-06T20:13:43","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T20:13:43","slug":"transtarded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"Transtarded&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at the new Transformers ride at Universal Studios Hollywood recently. ?It&#8217;s a pretty amazing ride. And while I was standing in line, I saw a pretty amazing signtard. ?Here&#8217;s what I think Jesus would think.**<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/signtarded.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/transformers_tarded1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-36\" alt=\"transformers_tarded\" src=\"http:\/\/signtarded.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/transformers_tarded1.jpg\" width=\"433\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/transformers_tarded1.jpg 618w, https:\/\/signtarded.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/transformers_tarded1-185x300.jpg 185w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>**Jesus is the name of my illiterate Mexican gardener&#8230; He can&#8217;t read English, so the pictures in these signs are really for him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at the new Transformers ride at Universal Studios Hollywood recently. ?It&#8217;s a pretty amazing ride. And while I was standing in line, I saw a pretty amazing signtard. ?Here&#8217;s what I think Jesus would think.**<\/p>\n<p>**Jesus is the name of my illiterate Mexican gardener&#8230; He can&#8217;t read  [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/signtarded.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}